Archives for "December, 2008"
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Which is the better insult, dicksmack or douchebag?
WARNING: You will probably have no interest in the following post unless you are a 13 year old male. I was thrilled the other day when my mate called me a dicksmack. I hadn’t heard this for so long, possibly since primary school. We discussed how great dicksmack is and also how awesome cocksmack is, [...]
Doing my bit for the boys in blue
I always thought I’d be a good police detective. Then I found out that you have to actually work your way up from humble beat cop and do a lot of study, and potentially be attacked by sunburned drunks with mullets who will later puke on you on the way to the station. I would [...]