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Posted by Al on 30th May 2009
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Phil Spector looks like a creepy old child molester

Phil Spector has just been sentenced to 19 years to life in prison for murder. I continue to be surprised by this whenever I see a picture of him. Let’s face it, if you didn’t know who he was, and you had to assign the most likely crime to the mugshot alone, you’d definitely go [...]

Posted by Al on 30th May 2009
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Readership Review – How people arrived at Brainwashable

My search traffic is useless, the most poorly qualified of all the whole Internet. Seriously, a total bunch of whack-jobs with hand-lotion and tissues ever at the ready. This is primarily because I talk on topics as disparate as Mormon cinema, Billy Corgan at the Basin Reserve and anal cavity search of prisoners. There is [...]

Posted by Al on 29th May 2009
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Boy Racers are the new Folk Devils

This just in, an update on the recent Christchurch boy racer attack, complete with startling new made-up revelations: Boy racers who attacked a female security guard near Christchurch International Airport on Wednesday night were merely responding to a ferocious attack on their taste in music. Reliable witnesses concur that the youths only trapped the woman’s [...]

Posted by Al on 4th May 2009
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Seafood fetishist Don McGlashan thinks his shit don’t stank

One of my favourite Simpson’s characters is Troy McClure, a lovable washed up actor: ‘Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs: Eww! and Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.’ In a season 7 episode called ‘A Fish Called Selma’, McClure marries a human woman after rumours about [...]