Archives for "July, 2010"
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Confessions of a web fiend
Remember this great Simpsons moment? Ad Agency Chief: You know those radio ads where two people with annoying voices yammer back and forth? I invented those. [Homer immediately punches ad agency chief in the face] Ad Agency Chief [unperturbed]: Happens all the time. I have a similarly shameful admission to make. Something so awful that [...]
The man with the bulldog tattoo
Hamilton police have set a new world record for understatement, describing a fugitive gunman’s striking facial tattoo merely as ‘distinctive’. Hamilton city area Police spokesman Bent Mischievously has been typically humble in acknowledging the achievement. “At first we were tempted by the adjectives ‘unthinkable’ and ‘unprecedented’ but we held our ground and trusted our audience, [...]