Archives for "August, 2010"
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In defence of gym grunters
A recent NZ TV ad for TSB Bank attacks gym grunters. It suggests we shouldn’t tell gym grunters about TSB’s latest amazing offer because they are such annoying bastards, universally hated. I couldn’t disagree more. Insane point #1 Gym grunters are by far the best thing about the gym, nay the universe. I wish that [...]
Don’t read on the toilet, you idiot
Having been away from office life for a blessed sweet while, I have recently returned in order to once again afford the luxuries of life such as 2-ply toilet paper and toilet brushes with fancy plastic splash guards. Which allows me to segue neatly into ‘office outrage #1′, in which I will rant pointlessly about [...]