Archives for "December, 2010"

Posted by Al on 29th December 2010

The Kaikoura Chainsaw Massacre

By way of introduction, simply: fuck Kaikoura. Just when you thought it was safe to drive from Christchurch to Picton to catch the Interislander, it turns out you will need to pass through New Zealand’s most demented town, bursting at the seams with violent predatory retards. Kaikoura, the town healthy genetics forgot, where – this [...]

Posted by Al on 17th December 2010

Readership Review 2010 – You sick fucks

I’ve just reviewed keywords for 2010 for the traffic that arrived at my site (i.e. what people typed into google to find brainwashable.com). Again, this confirms my belief that the only hope for our species is a catastrophic flood to engulf the planet destroying all life except for George Clooney and a hot nun who [...]

Posted by Al on 17th December 2010

Sheer joy as Assange cut loose

In continuing my obsession with celebrity resemblences, and in light of Assange’s new spiky white frosting, I am delighted to bring you: OMG, Julian Assange looks just like Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner. Is Assange making a deliberate comparison, a shrouded clue as to his next move? While getting his cheeky new number, did he [...]

Posted by Al on 3rd December 2010

Simple Jo

Mayoress Jo Nicolls-Parker’s new haircut. This is why I read newspapers. http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/4414239/Mayoress-new-do-turns-heads