Archives for "December, 2010"
The Kaikoura Chainsaw Massacre
By way of introduction, simply: fuck Kaikoura. Just when you thought it was safe to drive from Christchurch to Picton to catch the Interislander, it turns out you will need to pass through New Zealand’s most demented town, bursting at the seams with violent predatory retards. Kaikoura, the town healthy genetics forgot, where – this [...]
Readership Review 2010 – You sick fucks
I’ve just reviewed keywords for 2010 for the traffic that arrived at my site (i.e. what people typed into google to find brainwashable.com). Again, this confirms my belief that the only hope for our species is a catastrophic flood to engulf the planet destroying all life except for George Clooney and a hot nun who [...]
Sheer joy as Assange cut loose
In continuing my obsession with celebrity resemblences, and in light of Assange’s new spiky white frosting, I am delighted to bring you: OMG, Julian Assange looks just like Rutger Hauer from Blade Runner. Is Assange making a deliberate comparison, a shrouded clue as to his next move? While getting his cheeky new number, did he [...]
Simple Jo
Mayoress Jo Nicolls-Parker’s new haircut. This is why I read newspapers. http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/4414239/Mayoress-new-do-turns-heads