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Posted by Al on 9th January 2011
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How to spot a pedophile: The Pedophile Ring

There is now a way besides the Pedo-smile to identify a pedophile completely scientifically: Just look for the tell-tale pedophile ring. Now you might ask, ‘what is creepier, the pedophile or the guy (me) taking a photo(s) of the pedophile on the bus?’ And I answer, ‘the pedophile, no question – I mean did you [...]

Posted by Al on 9th January 2011
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Betray it Forward

I have 2 days  left in my 6-month contract and I have selected my no.1 Office Life Pet Peeve. To merely call it a pet peeve doesn’t do justice to how much this really annoys me. May I present, Betray it Forward, otherwise known as the Email Forward Betrayal. This is when A (me) emails [...]

Posted by Al on 9th January 2011
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In the market for a new wang?

Make no mistake, this is not another hilarious case of ‘Engrish’ or yet another hilarious ‘Fail’ (tho it is an Epic Wang!). It is quite intentional. I went inside and it was wall-to-wall wangs of every size and colour. It’s the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of wang supermarkets. Afterwards I had a lovely break from [...]