Suburban pervert disproves Many Worlds Interpretation

I found this advert on a notice board at my local shopping mall. Breathtaking…

There is just so much that could be said, but almost doesn’t need to be. One thing that did strike me though, after some thought: I realised that pervy old Jim has actually proven the Many-worlds interpretation (MWI) to be impossible.

The MWI, in a nutshell, would hold that there is an infinite number of universes in which everything that could possibly happen in our own universe (but doesn’t) does happen. But since there is no possibility of a universe existing in which Jim isn’t a creepy old perve trying to get the leg over lonely old ladies and dirty old couples, the theory is proved utterly impossible.